Monday, April 29, 2013

Dodger Day!

Yesterday Owner#3 went to Dodger Stadium, which apparently was fun. (I was more intrigued by what they call a "Dodger Dog."

Which leads me to ask, why not a Dodger Cat? (Not the hotdog food!)
The Dodgers don't have a mascot. *hinthint*
Or even better yet, the Lakers don't have a mascot! A lion mascot has been seen there occasionally, so EVEN BETTER!
I'm told my everyone that sees me for the first time that I am a "little lion."

So, really, I'm perfect for this. Take a look at the pictures below.








Friday, April 26, 2013

Follow Friday~ Blog Hop!

I've decided to start a Feature Follow Friday, hosted by Feeling Beachie!
What you do is simply click a blog name that interests you, then "hop" to their blog. The list is the same on all the blogs, so, you can always link back here!





Wednesday, April 24, 2013

HAPPY BIRTHDAY- TO MEEE!

It's mah birthday today!!!! YAAAY!

I am three. THREE!!!

My owners have been talking about getting me something special- I hope I get something cool! More coming soon.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Don't We All?

Precisely. Keep working on that cry, little kitty, and all of your demands will come true.

For you cats out there reading this, who have not been trained in the art of persuasion, here is the steps to getting what you want when you want.

PICKLES'S PERSUASION GUIDE
1) Know what you want. It's easier to get something you want than just something.

2) Get your cry perfected. Wailing, sniffles, and little meows. All the things that humans consider to be "cute."

3) Follow the antagonist around, and head-butt them like a crazed bull.

4) [optional] Start biting and scratching if they do not give in.

5) enjoy your food.




Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Squirrel Safety Kit

Hope you all had a great Easter/weekend. Now, shall we get back to work?

Besides the penguins, there is another common enemy. One that is threatening to wipe everything out- possible before the penguins get here.

Meet the squirrels. Those filthy tree rats.
Despite their (sometimes) cute and cuddly appearances, they are quite evil.

I was just sitting out side one day, minding my own bush, thence squirrel comes out and threatens to attack me.

But I'm not the only one to complain. Oh no. Meet this town in Virginia, who was PLAGUED by a violent squirrel.

http://metro.co.uk/2002/11/07/vicious-squirrel-terrorises-town-3434910/

There are, however, ways we can protect ourselves:
1) Be armed with a water gun and slingshot at all times
2) Keep a rocks and other small, hard things in your backpack/purse
3) Keep one, sterilized, completely hidden and non-smella le acorn. It can be used to temp the squirrel away, but you don't want it attacking you for it.

Now, some pictures: (credits: cheezburger.com, top5daily.blogspot.com, & Purrfectly Pickles)