You've heard of the zombie apocalypse. The unicorn apocalypse. The hurricane apocalypse. The doomsday apocalypse. The list goes on and on.
But, there is one apocalypse that is more threatening, more evil, and more likely to wipe out the human population.
The Penguin Apocalypse.
These so called creatures are not cute and cuddly. They are malicious, evil little flightless birds. And they're coming.
According to www.penguinsafetyawareness.blogspot.com, there are some very grim statistics:
"Recently, we asked our followers to reshare something on Google Buzz, and the results were:
71% had already been eaten by penguins, and therefore wouldn't reshare.
28% were hiding in their showers with fire extinguishers waiting for the coming penguinocalypse.*
3% couldn't do math,
and 1% were smart and reshared."
In fact, I will have a picture of one of the penguins' rallies soon.