Just Got Back From Surgery (again)

Just got home from surgery 5 minutes ago. (It's 9:04pm over here)
Yes. Another surgery. Last time, I got a femural head fraction on my left side. This time it was on the right. (For those that aren't technical, or too lazy to google it, I basically broke my hip and had to get it removed.)


Once again, many more grueling months of therapy and not being able to run around. *sighs*

Well, I guess I could work out the strategic part of my plan...........

Low Battery.

Today, I accomplished many things.

-Ate.
-Slept.
-Slept some more.
-Ate again.
-Made dirt.
-Ate again!
-Slept for a little while more..........


-STARTED PHASE ONE OF TAKING OVER THE WORLD!

Oberserve:

Yes, peopzles, all success starts with a giant pretzel bin. Get with the program.

All Hail the Supreme King

Because I am on top. Literally.

Oh, so true. So true.

Yes people, I have taken over the world of  memes!

Once in a while, you have this strange little feeling, like someone is watching you. You look over your shoulder, to the left, to the right, and behind you. You don't see anyone, and you shake off the feeling. You think "It must be nothing."

But you are wrong. Very, very wrong. You are always being watched.

Welcome to My Blog!

Hello Everyone!
I am Pickles Picasso Patriot Beethoven Max, the first. I am a 2 and a half year old Maine Coon, and  I often find my self getting into quite a pickle, (get it?) as I broke my hip. (My owners still wonder how.) I'm much better now, and back to my old goofy self. Now, a little bit about me!

-I LOVE playing with water and ice.

-I am a red tabby, with the fluffiest, furriest, and biggest tail you will ever encounter. Ever.

-I have caught one bird. My moment of pride and joy. Then my owners took it away from me. :(

-I have very LOOOOOONNNNGGGGG whiskers, which have been scorched off at one point.

-I am incredibly silly.

-I am very, quite unnaturally,a genius. (I can open doors, use the printer/copier, and have occasionaly sent an email containing gibberish.)

-I am epical. It's a proven fact.


Now, here is a picture of Ces't Moi!

This blog is my little special haven where I post my shennanigans, scientific breakthroughs, thoughts, pictures, and more, so keep reading!


Meow On,
Pickles