Introducing Wasabi-Chan! (New LOLcat?)

You've probably seen the pictures going viral on, well, everywhere. Maybe you've heard the name? Even if you have heard, introducing....Wasabi Chan!

Wasabi-Chan was rescued from a crow attack, but didn't come out unscathed- she had a broken jaw, and a hole in her throat. Because of this, she had to our up with one of THE MONSTERS. 

Tube feeding. 

Because she resisted, (like all cats would) she was knitted straight jackets to keep her still. 

Do you think Wasabi's got what it takes to make it in the world of LOLcats?

*pictures of Wasabi do not belong to me. They were taken by the owner. 

This is Why Texting Slang Never Works!

Please, my friends: Do not go around typing things like LMAO for a feeble attempt at imitating a French Cat. Me. Le Mow here gets quite offended. 

              (Photo: picstache.com)

Happy 4th of July!

Happy Independence Day, Everyone!

Owners/Minions are busy prepping for a barbecue, so I'm helping out by "prepping" the burger patties. 

My blogging cat-buddy Raz, and the Florida Furkids over at the Tabby Cat Club told me about this awesome 4th of July party they're having over there. 

Go on over and check it out! 

http://tabbycatclub.blogspot.com/2013/07/americas-birthday-party.html?m=1

Have a great fourth, and have fun watching BOOMS! dazzling 

Why It's Good to Be a Cat

I'd like to introduce a few friends to you- Captain Hook, Tiny and Tigerstar. 

Where these chums hang out, it's a pretty good place to be a cat.

-Unlimited chickens

-Tons of restaurants = food 

-Friendly people

-Beach with fish

-Easy to get inside anywhere 

And those are just a few. This post is a little bit of a prepost into a much bigger post. Until then, enjoy the company of Captain Hook, Tiny, and Tigerstar, while you try to figure out where these cats reside...(my paws are crossed and my mouth is sealed.)

Since When Were Chickens Not Birds?

I had no idea that there was such a huge barrier between birds and chickens. Hmmph. Doesn't matter to me, I'll still eat either of them. 

The chickens.....there are so many of them. So many. 

It's breakfast time, little chickens. 

Props to Pops- Happy Father's Day!

Today is Father's Day! Time to thank those who do everything for us. (Along with moms, of course.)

I don't see my biological father, but I do have a picture. His name is Spencer. 

(Credits to the Coonberries website)

And then there's my current dad/minion/human. 

(Me as a kitten. I was so small and innocent.)

And of course, some LOLcats. 

       (www.icanhascheezburger.com)

      (www.icanhascheezburger.com)

Happy Father's Day to, well, all the fathers out there. (You're also included if you're the father/minion/human of a cat. Because that's how things are.) 

Haters Gonna Hate

Possibly the best catchphrase ever. 

                (www.roflcat.com)

    

               (www.cutestlife.com)

       

               (www.weheartit.com)

        (www.chickensmoothie.com)

       (www.hatersgoingtohate.com)

     (www.icanhascheezburger.com)

    (C'est moi- there will be some better ones soon.)

Don't We All?

Precisely. Keep working on that cry, little kitty, and all of your demands will come true.

For you cats out there reading this, who have not been trained in the art of persuasion, here is the steps to getting what you want when you want.

PICKLES'S PERSUASION GUIDE
1) Know what you want. It's easier to get something you want than just something.

2) Get your cry perfected. Wailing, sniffles, and little meows. All the things that humans consider to be "cute."

3) Follow the antagonist around, and head-butt them like a crazed bull.

4) [optional] Start biting and scratching if they do not give in.

5) enjoy your food.

Ah, the Perils of Florida

So true.

This is the Problem With Cardboard Boxes

Once you're in, you can't get out.