When the Going Gets Tough…

…and the tough gets tougher, just follow my instructions. (Also works for other things, like school)

1. Jump back into bed. Turn on the TV.

2. Pretend you are sick.

3. Start your plans on ruling the world or creating your own empire.

Follow these instructions, and everything will be just fine. Oh, and watch out for intruders that will try to stop you.